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Doctor Dog

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Panel 1: Doctor Dog storms into the operating theater. His assistant shouts, "Doctor Dog! We have to operate!"
2nd panel: Doctor Dog starts chasing his tail and growling. His assistant shouts, "Quick, Doctor Dog! We don't have much time!"
3rd panel: Doctor Dog can't stop. He says, "Just a moment! This guy have been following me all day!"
Panel 4: Doctor Dog stands sad and angry at the window of his office. He is smoking a cigarette and on his desk is a piece of paper that says "Medical Mal-Practice Lawsuit."

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vfxGer
108 days ago
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I AM A SURGEON!

Bad Opinions

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I thought of another bad opinion! I couldn't find anyone who expressed it specifically, but still, the fact that I can so easily imagine it is infuriating! I'm gonna tell everyone about it!
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vfxGer
2087 days ago
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Clamp homeless people!
Covarr
2088 days ago
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Ugh, people who support mandatory adult euthanization for sexual assault victims are the worst. What do you mean nobody actually thinks that's okay? Listen, I'm going to share my meme on Facebook and Twitter anyway and garner lots of support against this just in case it ever becomes a thing.
East Helena, MT
dukeofwulf
2088 days ago
Lately it seems like you could find lots of "people who support mandatory adult euthanization for sexual assault victims of Supreme Court nominees."
alt_text_at_your_service
2088 days ago
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I thought of another bad opinion! I couldn't find anyone who expressed it specifically, but still, the fact that I can so easily imagine it is infuriating! I'm gonna tell everyone about it!
alt_text_bot
2088 days ago
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I thought of another bad opinion! I couldn't find anyone who expressed it specifically, but still, the fact that I can so easily imagine it is infuriating! I'm gonna tell everyone about it!

Reaching people on the internet

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Reaching people on the internet

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vfxGer
2422 days ago
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Glad I still use RSS
Gregidon
2422 days ago
Indeed, no algorithm to decide what I want to see
BLueSS
2423 days ago
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The Oatmeal is about 3 years behind the times on this one.
cygnoir
2423 days ago
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I miss the old days.
Portland, OR, USA
PaulPritchard
2424 days ago
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We brought it on ourselves
Belgium

When your colleague uses some random code he found online

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vfxGer
3203 days ago
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Or what's it like going from open source to closed source environment.